so yesterday was my aunt cassie's suprise 50th birthday party. it was totally cool because her daughter who she hasn't seen in a year and a half came in from idaho (that's where she's stationed for the airforce), her son came up from lauderdale, her sister and sister's family drove in from PA, her brother drove in from new mexico, her best friend from high school flew in from CA, and a lot of people drove up from lauderdale (that's where they lived for a long ass time!). she was sooooooo suprised she almost fainted. well at william's family reunions everyone seems to get drunk. and this year..they let everyone...including the kids! so we were all sippin on beers, rum and coke's, martini's 3 different flavors...it was fun. i got tipsy there to where i couldn't stand up. we started drinkin at 11:30 and my aunt got there at 1. we hung out there, ate, talked, just chilled. then all the cousin's went over to cool aunt donna's house. we got there at like 7ish. it was ariana, dave, annalise, me, robin, kelly, joanna, and freddy. so we ordered 6 pizza's and started hanging out. we all wanted more alchol (well except kelly and ariana). ariana went to bed because she is used to for the air force going to bed early so we started the party at like 11. dave and freddy went to the citco station and bought 3 12-packs of miller lite and 1 6-pack of smirnoff twisted apple. we played asshole. by the 3rd hand i was gettin a little tipsy because i was always asshole. by my 5th beer and after 1 smirnoff, it all went down hill. i was apparently the most drunk because they took away my drinking privelages. so i had to sit tehre and watch, which sucked. dave and freddy, and robin and joanna all went outside to pee so i stole a beer while they were gone and hid it benid my back. well they kept playin kings and finally one time nobody wanted to drink for 8 seconds. i whipped out my beer and started chugging. they were like oh shit where did she get that!! so after we finished 2 hands of kings we went out onto the golf course. she lives on hole 1 green so it was fun. i fell in the ditch, robin and freddy were chuckin their smirnoff bottles in the water, i left one of my smirnoff bottles on the electical box on the golf course. it was sooo muddy though out there. dave was drunk and was worried about us getting everything dirty in donna's house. we fixed that by drunk swimming. (i'm not remembering any of this...they are telling me what happened after i stole the beer because i'm sooo wasted by this point!) then while we were out on the golf course i had 2 more smirnoff's. after drunk swimming we started making the beerymid and the human pyrmid. that was fun until at like 2:30 aunt donna came out and was getting mad we were so loud. so we had to back inside and hang out. i was hungry so i started eathing what i thought was chex mix. nope turns out it was popurri (you know that smelly crap). then i passed out and woke up the morning to freddy going PPPSSSSSSSSTTTTT in my ear really loud. if they tell me i did anything else funny, i'll post it. for now here's a couple of picutres. go to my website for them all.


drunk cousin picture
(left to right: freddy, joanna, dave, annalise, robin, me)


beeramid and pyramid


community asshole card!